No Pink Bird Meat

This chook looks like it's trying to sprout some feather re-growth and gather the strength for take-off. I fear it may be too late for this fine specimen to escape the latest government decree on bird-cooking which, in crude terms, translates as:

"To minimise the chance of contracting bird flu, please cook the absolute crap out of all poultry!"

These billboards have been erected outside markets in the capital in the past week or so. The WHO and the Ministry of Culture and Information are corroborating on this, the 'no-pink-bird-meat-decree.'